People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
(Source: hitchups, via in-ternalised)
if u dont eat girls out but you expect head ur a little bitch
(Source: cooldude10000million, via yolobaggins)
All I want to do is go on road trips and have sex.
Don’t think about what can happen in a month. Don’t think about what can happen in a year. Just focus on the 24 hours in front of you and do what you can to get closer to where you want to be.
harry potter, the boy who lived, come to die.
i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now